Monday, February 23, 2009

Oh that hormone crazed loverboy...

This is Max.
Max goes thru mating season every fall.
This is NOT fall.
Max thinks it is mating season and is glowing orange again.
Who is the lucky girl that Max is desperately seeking the affection of??
Oh yes, you guessed it, that would be lucky me...

Oh my stud-muffin.
All he does, every waking minute, is scratch on the glass,
trying to get to his mommy.
I hope this ends soon, the boy is going to lose his mind!

One good thing to come out of it is a new home remedy to stop
a bleed - pepper!
Max shows his undying affection by trying to bite.
He nipped my finger Friday morning, and it would not stop
bleeding! I was online with a friend from England, who
told me to sprinkle pepper on it.
Of course, I thought he was strange but did try it,
and by jove, it worked!
Who woulda thunk it...

I know I should be flattered but I'm more concerned about
his fragile ego and his impending insanity, poor boy!


Lizardmom said...

Max's poor ego, a friend from work came over after work and held 'super stud' for me so I could clip his dagger nails. He kept slicing and dicing my arm. I do not have enough hands to keep control of his chompers, his bod and his toes to clip. She was awesome and held the boy wonder down and he got himself a cool manicure or PETicure :)
He looked so dejected after we ganged up on him, it took 2 hours before he was back in pursuit mode and after me again... love is in the air......

drewzepmeister said...

Kinda reminds me of working at sister's dog grooming shop on the weekends. Used to clip dogs, cats, rabbits, and ferret nails. Even done cockatiel wings. Never done an iguana. That ought to be fun.