What a way to start a day...

What a morning....

Before my eyes were even fully open, Rob tells me...

"You have 30 days from when we get back from Florida
to get rid of Max"

I know Max has been on Rob's nerves for a while
but I didn't think he was such a baby about it.

Max is a pig, he poops everywhere in his enclosure.
Max is psycho,
during mating season he rams
into his glass windows and is bound to break out someday.
Max is dumber than a box of rocks.

These are the things that make Max easy to pick on.
These are the things that make Max so unique.
These are the things that have driven Rob to his breaking point.

What a great way to start the day.....
and I'm supposed to have a nice vacation knowing
that I have to really start looking for alternative homes for Max??

I have worked with iguana rescues and they are
VERY HARD to find homes for.

I think he's watched a few too many Bewitched shows
and thinks I can magically twitch my nose and POOF,
there goes Max to a better place....

Rob would be easier to find a new home for! :)~
Don't worry, I'll keep him, but I don't have to like it right now...